Q: What do Teddy Roosevelt and DMX have in common?
A: Neither of them have ever won the President’s Race at a Nationals game.
Q: What else?
A: They’re both RUFFF RYDAZ.
At tonight’s game, Teddy Roosevelt continued his massive losing streak. He was too busy beating down Abraham Lincoln in the outfield. Poor taste Nationals PR team… too soon, too soon.
Celebs spotted: Rob Reiner, John Feinstein
Bloggers attending: The Author, Attackerman (go check out his new digs)
